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Dumb Bitch Kitchen

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Dumb Bitch Kitchen

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Lemon Bloob Mini Muffs

Bake

400 ° F

Ingredients

For Muffs

• 1 1/2 cups flour
  
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
• 6 tablespoons unsalted butter (melted)
• 3/4 cup brown sugar
• 1 cup pumpkin puree
• 1 egg
• 1/4 cup milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  

For Icing

• 4 ounces cream cheese (softened)
  
• 4 tablespoons unsalted butter (softened)
• 1 cup powdered sugar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  

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For Loafs

• In a large bowl beat butter, sugar, lemon juice, and eggs
  
• In a separate bowl, combine flour, baking powder, and salt. Stir some of this mixture into the first, then stir in some milk. Repeat until both drys and milk are gone
• Beat well after each addition
  
• Fold in lemon peel and bloobs
  
• I like to just drop the bloobs on top of the batter once in the baking mold
  
• Pour into greased mini loaf pan (or muffin or mini muffin tray- I dont fucking care, dude)
  
• Bake
• For mini loafs check at 35 minutes
  
• For Muffs or mini muffs check at 20 minutes
  

For Glaze

• Combine all ingredients and drizzle over the goods
  

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• Wash the pear
  
• Otherwise you a nasty
  
• Thinly slice pear
  
• Toast the bread
  
• While the bread toasts, roughly chop pecans
• Spread ricotta over toast, drizzle with honey, top with pear; pecans, and a sprinkle of cinnamon
• Eat that shit
  

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• Preheat the oven
• Mix all the drys together with a whisk or using a kitchen-aid
  
• I guess you can save this dry mix up to 6 months?
  
• Add eggs, oil, and vanilla. Mix until *just* combined
  
• Pour into a 9x9 pan and bake for 20-25 minutes

*Hint

After allowing the brownies to cool, use a plastic knife (sorry turtles) to cut them. Idk why this works because I am not a scientist. Just trust me.

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First Mixture

• Cream butter and honey together using a KitchenAid or a hand mixer ​(or use your grubby little sausage fingers, what do I care)
  
• Add the eggs one at a time and mix well after each addition
  

Second Mixture

• Mix salt and baking soda into the mashed naners
  
• Add to first mixture
• Add vanilla
• Add flour slowly and mix well
• Bake in loaf pan (or whatever) for 1 hour
  

*Add chocolate chips to batter if you ​want a little razzle dazzle. Or add ​nuts if you fucking hate yourself and ​other people you offer banana bread ​to.

Bake

350 ° F​

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• Season chicken with salt and pepper and cut a deep slit in each breast without cutting all the way through
  
• Stuff each chicken titty with 2-3 tablespoons mozzarella and close the edges to seal
• Set up three large bowls. In the first, pour 1/2 cup flour. In the second, beat two eggs. In the third, mix 1/2 cup bread crumbs and 1/3 cup parmesan
• One breast at a time, dredge in flour, then in eggs, then in the bread crumb mix
• Tap off all excess at each step
  
• Heat your pan over medium with olive oil. Once hot, add the bird boobs and sauté for 4 minutes on each side
  
• Pour marinara over the chicken and sprinkle remaining mozzarella over the top
• Transfer pan to oven and bake at 400 ° for 15 -20 minutes
• Chicken should be 165 ° inside
  
• Garnish